Minor Threats

tables down at mory's
Whiffenpoofs and Whim 'N' Rhythm
Fri., Oct. 15, 9 p.m.
Battell Chapel
Cost: $10 students, $15 adults
No, MT's not going. MT's broke. If MT had $10, MT could rent a moldy tux, pass a cup, and vomit all over Mory's next Monday too. And just you wait until you hear MT's version of The MT Song.

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Yale Literary Magazine reading
Sat., Oct. 16, 3 p.m.
101 LC
Cost: $6 students, $10 adults
No, MT's not going! MT's broke. If MT had $6, MT could buy a magnetic poetry set and build MT's very own sestina too. MT's words? "Yale," "poets," "eat," "shit," "and," "die."

rent a wreck
Baker's Dozen and the New Blue
Sat., Oct. 16, 8:30 p.m.
Silliman dining hall
Cost: $5
No, MT's not going! MT's broke! If MT had $5, MT could rent a name from the A Cappella Registry too. MT can't decide on a name though. "We Have 13 Members"? "We Are Neither Old Nor Chartreuse"? MT gives up. All the good names are gone.

use the forte, luke
Yale Concert Band
"Music of the Movies"
Fri., Oct. 15, 8 p.m.
Woolsey Hall
Free
No! MT's not going! MT's broke! Yes, MT knows it's free. But time is money, and if MT had either, MT would spend it on something productive. Like building MT's own galactic empire. MT won't put up with that same damn march over and over again.

mt's going!
Torch Honor Society Fun Time '99
Bowling Night
Thurs., Oct. 21, 8 p.m.
Meet at SSS 415
Cost: shoe and ball rental
MT's saving MT's pennies for (shhh) secret society bowling night. The last time MT went, MT hit a 7-10 split. Silently, MT's bowling companions shuffled out of the alley. The scores, procured from the alley's manager, were spirited away from that place to the deepest vault available, locked away and overseen by a jewel-eyed monkey idol, never to be opened until the planets are aligned as one.

Then everyone teased MT about MT's bowling ability. But they also bought MT some beers. Good people.

—Burma Shave, Horatio Hornblower and Diet Magic? want to pass Go. They need $200.

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