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Minor Threats

a young conservative has no heart

Exotic Erotic
Featuring DJ Snowboy
Fri., Sept. 15, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.
Timothy Dwight College
$3

Protest sweatshop-made clothing by stripping down for TD's annual naked-fest.

an old liberal has no brain

SAS Teach-in
Sun., Sept. 17, 7 p.m.
Dwight Hall
Cost: cheap labor

Older and wiser, protest naked Yalies by burning down TJ Maxx and helping to deluge campus in affordable clothing.

the sweet sound of a winchester

Eli Whitney Folk Festival
Sat., Sept. 16
12:30 p.m. (picnic concert)
5:30 p.m. (mainstage concert)
Edgerton Park
Picnic concert free
Mainstage concert $18

Celebrate the cotton gin, the resurrection of slavery, and mass-produced rifles with a rousing rendition of "Kum-ba-yah."

that ain't sangria

Blood Drive
Sat., Sept. 17, 8:30 a.m. to 1:45 p.m.
North Haven Recreation Center
For more info, call 1-800-GIVE-LIFE

MT showed up with a whole gallon of communion wine and those stingy bastards still wouldn't give MT a sugar cookie.

marx-ass bustaz

"Cabaret of Songs and Duets from
Three Penny Opera" auditions
Fri., Sept. 15, 3 to 5 p.m.
Sign up in music library, SML

Sing along with MT: "Communism's wonderful, communism's great, it's this tuneless Kurt Weill score that we all hate."

insane clown posse

Mump and Smoot in Something Else with Zug
>Fri., Sept. 18 and Sat., Sept. 19, 8 p.m.
Yale Repertory Theatre
$10 to $36

MT passed the torch to Mump and Smoot after MT's recent attempt at doing something else with Zug nearly got MT arrested. And that was in Amsterdam.

King Slender, El Payaso Loco, and Dr. Octopus would like to ask Mr. Dinkins to please be their mayor.

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