STAFF LIST: Week of April 26, 2013
What we’ve been eating: Watermelon Sourpatch Kids. What’s so sweet it makes InDesign almost not suck? What’s so perfectly green, red, and sugary white that 4 a.m. becomes 6 a.m. becomes 9 a.m. in...
Articles by Herald Staff
Yale Herald Literary Issue 2013
It’s almost summertime, when the readin’ is easy. Wherever you’ll be—at the beach, in a cubicle, on the Great effing Wall of China—soon it’ll finally be time to Read For Pleasure. Our job here...
CREDIT/D/FAIL: Week of April 12, 2013
CR: The sun It came! Was it good for you? Because that was incredible for us. Those were some new moves, weren’t they? Spring just sprang all over our newly tanned bodies and—you’d know...
Staff list
Where we’re studying: Outside. Outside! It’s so nice out! Who cares if the grass stains our pants and kind of gets stuck on our backpacks or in our books? Or if we have to...
Sequester cuts take flight
On May 5, 2013, the air traffic control tower at Tweed New Haven Regional Airport will shut down. Tweed is of one of many small airports across the country whose towers will be shut...
TOP FIVE: Week of March 1, 2013
Summer internships we might not mind 5 Fresh Yoga 4 Lisa Frank 3 Saint A.’s 2 Elm Campus 1 Out of Order Mag
2013 Final Senior Class Gift Results
Overall Participation: 96.1%; Total Gifts: 1,226; Avg. Gift: $24
DEAR HAROLD: How do I survive embarrassing sexual situations?
Dear Harold, I keep finding myself in horribly embarrassing sexual and romantic situations. How do I survive them and—more importantly—recover from them? Sincerely, An Awkward Turtle Dear Turtle, Some people have brought to my...
DEAR HAROLD: How can I keep my long-distance relationship sexy?
Dear Harold, How can I keep my long-distance relationship sexy? Yours, Wrong-Distance Relationship Dear Wrong-Distance, We have all been there. At some point or another each of us has been separated from our significant...
BACHELOR LOOKING FOR MIDNIGHT LUVVIN
You: a Fox. A Capital-F Fox. What do I mean by capital F? If you don’t understand it’s not meant to be. Me: I’m a bachelor who’s looking for some midnight luvvin in my freezing cold...
NEVER BEEN KISSED
Seeking: the perfect guy. Jezebel says it’s actually really normal. Like, it’s trending. People are just waiting longer. The days of Never Been Kissed are over. Drew Barrymore was completely desperate. I want you to know...
