Horoscopes: undergraduate majors
Economics:
Buy low, sell high. Penny stocks will prove lucrative this week….or will they?
Articles by Jack Schlossberg
Looking for a place to live.
Long story short, I’m looking for a sublet. Plot twist, I need it to be perfect. I’ve seen some talent but I’m looking for something pretty specific: It needs to have a fish tank....
Prefrosh: avoid at all costs
One, two skip a few. Three, four skip tonight’s Howard Dean talk. If you’re visiting Yale for Bulldog Days and you think you want to go here, there are some things you should avoid....
Farewell, Warrior
Next Saturday, Will Turcotte aka “Warrior,” aka the sort-of-hot Bass security guard, (you know, the one who’s like 5’ 8’, with short blonde hair, a winning smile and glasses), will head to Afghanistan and...
The Bullblog’s YCC endorsements
For the first time in YCC history, three candidates are running unopposed in this spring’s election.
On call
“Dispatch calls and you grab your Toughbook, take that last bite of food, lace up your boots and hop in the front seat,” Paul Wasserman, SM ’14, said, describing his work as a volunteer...
John C. Calhoun on bystander intervention
In an Easter miracle, John C. Calhoun, the slave-owning Senator and namesake of Yale’s Calhoun College, was resurrected this week. He hadn’t attended the mandatory bystander intervention seminars, so his dean summoned him for...
Spring Break Tattoos
Boy, age 23, from Miami: Check this out, bro. It’s Asian for “strength.” Trying to get even bigger this spring! Boy, age 19 from Manhattan: No, I wasn’t drunk when I...
Don’t touch the playlist.
Just sit tight – “’Till the World Ends” is up next and you're going to enjoy it.
BOOM/BUST: Week of February 15, 2013
INCOMING: Internet Everyone was giddy when this blizzard shut down school for two days. I realized, however, that snow days would suck if there were no Internet. What would I have done? Where would...
Harry Potter Weekend at Yale: last year’s untold story
Get your wands out and start brewing your potions, because this weekend is Harry Potter Weekend at Yale. I’m not entirely sure what that means, but I do know that it’ll probably prove to...
92. BEST BATHROOM
Gourmet Heaven. Not too many people know about this one. It’s tucked away in the back left corner of G-heav and you have to ask to use it. It’s great. It smells good and...
93. BEST CEILING
If, like me and everyone I’ve ever made small talk with, you’re never not bored in lecture, then you should take a class in the SSS lecture hall. There are dozens and dozens of...
How to ask out your TA
Guys, I have a crush on my TA. Surprise, surprise, Jack is behaving inappropriately. I loved her so much that I went for it, but she told me, “I’d rather only eat my own...
I’ma be PISSED: Mayan Calendar
Ke$sha tells us to make the most of the night, like we’re going to die young.
How was your Thanksgiving?
This question is cruising for a bruising.
CREDIT/D/FAIL: Week of November 15, 2012
CREDIT: Winter lbs It’s getting cold out and I’m starting to fatten myself up. How am I supposed to brave the cold without both my Canada Goose and my sophomore sixteen? I need that...
The Game: style guide
“What the HECK are you wearing to The Game?!”
Young folks
On Tues., Nov. 6, young voters revealed that old people have no idea what we’re thinking. Much to the surprise of pollsters, pundits and politicians alike—many of whom claimed young people had soured on...
Bullblog Buzzword of the day: Erection Day
It’s Erection Day! Time to get to those polls. Hopefully you won’t have to wait to get to the polls for too long, people in Florida may have to spend most of erection day...
