Earlier this week, it was reported that THE Hillary Clinton is considering taking a job at Harvard’s Kennedy School. How could you, Hillary?!
I guess I thought what we had was special. I guess I was wrong.
Fear not, my ever-so-sweet stateswoman, because you can still win us back. I have come up with a list of jobs that not only would suit you better than working with those munches up north, but also that we would be receptive to.
1. President of the United States
-You want this. We want this, so lets just skip this awkward “getting to know each other” phase and get down to the good stuff.
Its simple and here’s how you do it: hop on a stage with “American Girl” playing in the background, announce your candidacy, and drop the mic. From there you can just Dougie all the way to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I think we all need to be taught how to Dougie.
That’s all I’ve got babe. And if your speaking tour is any indication, I think we’re on the same page.