And don’t you love that artisanal shit? Also, apple cider is the closest thing to ambrosia this fall has to offer.
Consider other autumnal food n’ drank.
Candy corn: does it even taste good? A classic conundrum.
Pumpkin pie: what makes it that consistency? Really?
Butter beer: why is it nonalcoholic? You’re not fooling anyone in the muggle community, we know you wizards are a bunch of drunks. Hagrid? C’mon. HERMIONE?? Can’t even.
Apple cider: this ish is “NOT FROM CONCENTRATE.” It’s from heaven.
This nectar of the gods is the best/most organic thing Durfee’s will probably ever sell (aside from the popcorn chicken) so hop on it. Thx Durf, you made my lunch swipe worthwhile. ;)