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Breaking: Groundhog’s shadow speaks out

Credit: Wikimedia Commons

Credit: Wikimedia Commons

According to Punxsutawney Phil’s shadow, Mark, the groundhog is a “self-absorbed, narcissistic liar.”

Mark finally spoke out today, saying he felt it was time that the world know the real Phil.

After seeing his shadow today and predicting six more weeks of winter, the groundhog said he hoped it would be the last time that he ever sees Mark.