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Breaking: Groundhog’s shadow speaks out

Credit: Wikimedia Commons

Credit: Wikimedia Commons

According to Punxsutawney Phil’s shadow, Mark, the groundhog is a “self-absorbed, narcissistic liar.”

Mark finally spoke out today, saying he felt it was time that the world know the real Phil.

After seeing his shadow today and predicting six more weeks of winter, the groundhog said he hoped it would be the last time that he ever sees Mark.

 

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  • AddNewComment1

    are you saying Phil has an alter ego or even worse – does Phil suffer from multiple personality disorder? How do we even know Phil is actually giving us the annual message we so eagerly anticipate? What if the message we are hearing is not from Phil at all but one of his multiples created only to endure the pain of “The Never Ending Winter” ….a wrath we have yet to experience on earth….what if Phil knows the truth but the other personalities won’t let him speak of it? I fear for us all…