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Breaking: Stop n’ Chats Outlawed Due to Weather Conditions

Credit: Jack Schlossberg/iOS7

Credit: Jack Schlossberg/iOS7

“Stop n’ Chats”  are prohibited today due how freaking cold it is.

It’s so cold out right now that saying hello to someone outdoors is a crime. Keep your heads down, tucked into your scarfs and under your hoods, and don’t say hello to anyone.

Violators will be towed.