Today marks the official beginning of Facebook Rush (sometimes shortened to FBR). Facebook is a place of FOMO, and I’ve got it! There is no other time that I feel like more of an outsider than during FBR. And it’s because I don’t have cute pix of me in a bikini on a beach in Miami with mah gurlz, or of me
drinking holding a beer at DKE Tang with mah gurlz, or me behind the bar at Box with mah gurlz (not because I haven’t done these things, but because I don’t have gurlz). If you get jealous (like me) of your Facebook friends’ predictable picstitch of “professional” formal/21st birthday party/vacationing in the Caribbean photos that feature a text overlay (the best are made in Preview), today might put you over the edge. It might finally force you to put down the Froyo and pick up a PWG personal trainer. OMG LOL DID I JUST SAY PUT DOWN THE FROYO?!?! LIKE THAT’LL EVER HAPPEN LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!