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BULLBLOG BLACKLIST: 100 THINGS THAT SUCK

(Zachary Schiller YH)

(Zachary Schiller YH)

1. When professors try to tell you what the fuck “A work” is
2. Water damage
3. Room for milk
4. Syndicates
5. Zines, except SI
6. The controlled substances log at Walgreens
7. Off-brand chips
8. Lux/Veritas puns
9. “Still workin’ on that?”
10. Bought five identical Moleskines, now I can’t tell them apart
11. People who tear off pages along the perforated edge
12. Too many stickers on stuff
13. Keep calm and I’m gonna flip the fuck out stop with that shit
14. “Rage Nite” playlists
15. The strips of sticky shit that fail to hold your posters
16. The chat-n-cut
17. “High” playlists
18. Language tables
19. Pennies
20. Pinnies, pinny sales, pinny sales for charity
21. Genocide
22. LSF
23. People who say “killing it” too much
24. NGOs
25. The “Rumpus”
26. Sociopaths
27. “Yalies,” “Elis”
28. People who aren’t sociopaths but try to be
29. Dandruff
30. Going grey
31. Going green
32. Printing
33. Flu season
34. Primary sources
35. Secondary sources
36. News’ View
37. Jack Wills’ storefront display
38. Pyrrhic surveys
39. Levin’s sexy smirk
40. Mystery beeping noises in libraries
41. Coming up with paper titles
42. New Haven traffic patterns and street directions
43. THOM BROWN
44. “You look so tired!”
45. Cutesy cocktails
46. The timing of English course apps
47. Being coerced into secret Santa
48. Dinner meetings
49. The little bath for the Dhall ice cream scooper
50. Braces
51. The male gaze
52. Fog
53. Hunger
54. Chronic fatigue
55. Split ends
56. Emails from LinkedIn
57. “Tribal print” computer accessories at the Apple store
58. College rankings
59. JSTOR
60. Yale’s sex-hating culture
61. People who lie and say that Yale is sex-loving
62. Clickers
63. Participation grades
64. Dancing but not grinding
65. The “Yale Shirt” at Gant
66. Master’s Aide power trips
67. The Crescent Underground (Morse + Stiles basements)
68. Adopting a Prefrosh
69. Elm Campus Partners
70. J&B’s dishrag smell
71. Blue laws
72. New Haven closing times
73. Milford, Conn.
74. The Extracurricular Bazaar
75. “Why haven’t I seen you out??”
76. People who pack up before the class is over
77. That vintage “Y” sweater
78. People in running clothes
79. People who look cute in running clothes
80. People who try to look cute in running clothes
81. Bass Kingdom
82. The “No Smoking” sign on your cigarette break
83. Global Grounds
84. UCS “Peer Advisors”
85. Reading responses
86. Meditations on alcohol culture
87. Durflation
88. Chairigami
89. Anxiety
90. Yale HEALTH
91. Inconvenient bathroom placement in WLH
92. Sterling Memorial Complex backpack checks
93. The residential college system
94. People who are alarmingly racist in classes about race
95. Seniors who say they can’t do something because they
“have plans on Sunday night”
96. GroupMe
97. Drama
98. Forgetting headphones
99. Uneven Gchats
100. Taking notes