The only thing I hate more than cancer is hating African children. If you hate hating African children as much as I do, then come on down to Toad’s tonight at 11pm. The proceeds from tonight’s party will go to the Uganda Hope Network. (They only have 3 Facebook likes so feel free to donate a ‘lil extra to the cause.) You will most definitely be seeing me having a blast out on the dance floor in the name of “basic amenities such as wells and animal shelters, as well as paying for children to complete their grade school education”. Toad’s is doing so much great non-profit work I just love it too much! Toad’s Place? More like Hotel Uganda!
If you were thinking about staying in tonight, you’re basically saying that you hate African children. Is your FORMAC midterm really more important than a continent full of nine-year olds? No! No, it’s not! So go to Toad’s tonight so you can get your groove on to some Akon (he’s Senegalese!!) or some K’naan (he’s Somali!!).