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Chelsea’s Baby

Credit: thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com

Credit: thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com

Chelsea Clinton announced today that she is expecting her first child.  According to the ultrasound, the baby is healthy and wearing a tight-fitting green pantsuit.

The fetus is currently second in the polls for the 2016 election behind his/her Grandmother and has been named Time’s 2014 Person of the Year.

Former President Bill Clinton told the press that he could not be more excited to have a grandchild to watch grow up and to play blocks with.