Global Zero just found its newest, most dangerous enemy: Dennis Rodman.
Rodman, the owner of Bad Boy Vodka and former NBA star, is visiting North Korea to spend some alone-time with Kim Jung Un.
Although no one ever thought otherwise, Rodman insists he’s “not a diplomat.” Instead, he’s sending a message to Americans: “it’s not a bad thing to go to North Korea, and have a good time and meet new people.”
In fairness, that’s a fantastic point.
Saving the world one dude at a time, perhaps Kim Jung Un isn’t that bad after all.
You might be wondering what, if anything, North Korea’s leader and Dennis have in common. Surprisingly, they are quite similar: they’re into weird shit, they’re both above 6’ 5’’ tall, and they both have been to North Korea.
When asked about Rodman’s visit, Kim Jung Un said something in Korean, which Rodman interpreted as a warm welcome.
If all goes well, Rodman may be asked to visit Syria to broker a peace agreement with the Assad regime. Fingers crossed!