Did you make a wish?
For one minute last night, it was 11:11 on 11/11/11. Therefore, you obviously had to make a very big wish otherwise you were just being dumb wasting such an amazing opportunity like are you stupid?? Anyway, I wished I were a little bit taller, just like half an inch. So far no luck, but I mean I’m not worried, it’s obviously going to happen—it was 11:11 on 11/11/11. If you forgot to make a wish, I pity you.