Dport Smoking Bench Raises Questions

Credit: Jeremy Hoffman

Is this “designated smoking area” for all of campus? If so, why isn’t it packed? Or is it just for the courtyard? Or just for the Northern side of it? Or merely if you glance upon it?

Do Dport kids smoke more than the average student? Can you stand next to the bench and smoke? Or do you need to sit? Is there a time limit/cigarette limit for the bench? Is the wind pattern conducive for smoking in this specific spot? What if there’s a line? Is there a hidden guard enforcing the rule? Is there a cigarette dispenser in the buttery?

All I know is, if you need to bum a cig, maybe this is a solid place to check.

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