If you’re walking down the street with a gold iPhone you know you made it. You’re somebody, anyone from a coke dealer to a coke dealer’s bodyguard. Or just a really classy weed dealer.
Anyway, I’ve been tweaking so hard for that new gold product and I was wondering if other people were too. Yep, they were. The only thing classier than a gold iPhone is a gold iPhone that cost as much as a ten thousand $1 Rolex watches.
I started googling gold iPhones and found this apparently real-life website, which really was a godsend. I’ve only been able to fit 199 grams of gold on my stupid dumb old iPhone 4S, but for just $77,000 I can get the Solid Gold Superstar iPhone with its 200 grams of 18 carat gold. Where do I sign?
In all seriousness, though, the gold iPhone is really pretty tight.