The Bullblog has just learned that the following people have been admitted, out of an applicant pool of 128, to the prestigious Grand Strategy seminar, taught by Charles Hill, John Gaddis, Paul Kennedy, and this semester, John Negroponte. There are more than most years; because of the high number of applicants, they made the program into two 20-person seminars. Watch out for these folks, people—they may take over the world some day soon. Until then, be on the lookout for these high-powered individuals as you go about your everyday life! If you see them at SAE Late Nite, just know: they aren’t like you and me. They’re much smarter, more high powered and important—most of them have LinkedIn profiles. And just look at their super-concise three-word bios!

Liz Bershad (Elmseed, DESK, Theta)

Pam Brown (Top-ranked Yale Debater)

Allison Collins (Lots of theatre)

Max Eden (Model UN team)

Eddie Fishman (EIC: The Politic)

Garentina Kraja (Undergraduate World Fellow)

Patrick Lee (Serious Journalist, SOBs)

Cathy Lew (YCC, Roosevelt, YDN)

Tully McLoughlin (Theatre bigshot, FOOT)

Tommy Meyerson (YPU, War Institute)

Keilly Miller (YaleDancers, Globalist, Polyglot)

Jess Moldovan (RALY head, Theta)

Meredith Morrison (YPU, Middle East)

Paul Needham (YDN EIC duh)

Kwaku Osei (African Union president)

Drew Rubin (HuffPost, Blue State)

Natasha Sarin (YCC, fomer Herald)

Maya Seidler (Lots of Theatre)

Ben Stango (Yale Dems King)

Josh Tannen (SigEp, YES, YCC)

Andrew Timberlake (YCC, Former Crew)

Levent Tuzun (Goldman Global Leader)

Tianchi Wu (Metcalf Fellow, YPU)

The real question? Who are the geniuses, and who is insane?