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In case you thought SAE Late Nite wasn’t gross enough…

They’re adding LUBE WRESTLING tonight. Like jello wrestling or mud wrestling as conceived in a world without any notion of metaphor whatsoever.

The full e-mail invite:

TONIGHT, at SAE Late Night (after Feb Club), Junior Class Council JCC is sponsoring LUBE WRESTLING in honor of Sex Week.

Soooo, if you ever wondered what happens when you mix copious amounts of lube, crazily inebriated people, and a kiddie pool at a frat house, you might want to stop by Late Night tonight at 1am and laugh. your. ass. off.

Also–If you are interested in hearing about other events that JCC is planning (JV Feb Club, Life After Yale, BBQ), then check out our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Junior-Class-Council-Yale-College/288379325674?ref=ts

And tonight’s event: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=312724344752&ref=nfThe Junior Class Council would like to host a special seminar tonight at SAE late night titled “Let’s Say No to Friction.”

Instead of the traditional round table discussion and presentations, students are encouraged to don their American Apparel/Sex Week sponsored underwear and wrestle each other in a slippery baby pool of lube.

The class starts promptly at one, directly after the Senior Seminar entitled “Feb Club: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Alcohol”

Frankly, I don’t want to know what “sponsoring” entails in this case. But I can’t help but asking: where you buy THAT MUCH LUBE? Does it come one little bottle by one little bottle? If so, woe is the pledge assigned to squeezing it out into the kiddie pools.

3 Responses

  1. sup says:

    YOU CAN’T JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT THAT’S WEIRD AND PERVERTED AND CALL IT PART OF SEXWEEK. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

  2. Maggie Verver says:

    Is anyone not excited about this?

  3. Yes We Can says:

    Joe – i’ll find out where we got the lube and let you know.

    and ‘sup’ – to quote President Obama: “Yes we can.”

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