Beta

Indonesian destined for the Ivies!

A 19.2 pound baby was just born in Indonesia—by caesarean, thank god. The baby was the biggest human birth in recorded history. And if we believe the 2001 study demonstrating a link between intelligence and high birthweight, this baby will be the smartest baby ever!! Word is, he is already pre-admitted to Directed Studies… but will that keep him from choosing the Malibu Colony of the East over the Elm City? Or, given that this baby is twice as heavy as the heaviest Bullblog editor was at birth, will it skip straight to the Institute for Advanced Study?