James Franco, famous around here for getting professors fired when he gets bad grades and bailing on the freshman talent show, has done it again! By (“it,” we mean “produced art deserving its own Bullblog post”). For some reason, Yahoo News asked him to write a poem for President Obama’s inauguration. Check it out below if Beyonce being perfect wasn’t enough for you today. Jezebel describes Franco’s foray into this field as “one part English 350 – Introduction to Modernism, one part resume, one part narrative and all parts crazy.” We couldn’t agree more.