We’re sure you hardly need our help in identifying the owner of these glowing cheeks. If you’re a true Yalie, you’d be able to pick them out of a lineup of a hundred butts as belonging to our campus’s most renowned grad student(ish?)/high Oscars host/cultural meme/lover of the YDN.
That’s right, folks: the pride and glory of Yale University, James Franco, is showing off a different side (the back one) on the cover of aptly-named Flaunt Magazine. He’s featured in the publication’s “Thorny Issue” in an article titled (what else?) The Orgiastic Education of James Franco. This journalistic gem begins:
“James Franco’s ass stares at me from my desktop. it (sic) almost farts in my face. It feels like it wants to. Like it’s wanted to for weeks. But alas, this two-dimensional ass can’t blast any audible sass. It’s simply a photo, intended for our art cover—its gassy desires aren’t relevant.”
Unfortunately, I quote: I only wish I were funny enough to have written that myself.
Honestly, at this point, the only thing Franco could do to surprise us would be to act in movies, get photographed walking out of restaurants like a normal celebrity, and leave it at that. But something tells us that won’t be happening any time soon.