Phelps Returns


Earlier this week, 22-time Olympic medalist Michael Phelps unretired in time to compete in the 2016 Rio Olympics.  I found this piece of news to be particularly interesting because I did not know that Phelps had retired in the first place.

Splashing around in the pool and listening to Ryan Lochte offer his views on bubbles once every four years is the least Phelps can do to justify his shameless attempts to sell me five dollar footlongs.  Rumors are that Phelps has only decided to return to swimming because he was unable to find clothes that would fit his abnormally shaped torso.

The Bullblog reached out to Ryan Lochte for his opinion on his rival’s return, but his mom said that he was in the backyard playing with worms.  Here’s hoping that she lets him down easy!

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