“from: Paul Hudak <firstname.lastname@example.org>
to: Saybrook Students <email@example.com>
date: Mon, Sep 9, 2013 at 9:55 PM
subject: laundry room
Someone has been doing weird, creepy, and (frankly) disgusting things in the Laundry Room. This must stop immediately. If you have observed something of this nature, or know who the perpetrator might be, please let me know. I can’t imagine why someone would do these things, but it has got to stop, and we will take measures to be sure it does.
Thanks, -Master Hudak”