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The Phantom Menace is ready to ruin your childhood, again!

Yes, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace is back! In 3D! It opened last weekend and is playing at the Criterion. This abysmal movie ruined Star Wars for me back in 1999 — and now it can happen all over again! Get some tix.

And if you don’t know about it, here’s the absolutely essential viewing companion, the first part of which is also above.