Nick, the band’s token piglet, won’t negotiate until Joe, the band’s resident meathead, offers concessions on entitlement programs. Kevin, the ugliest Jonas, doesn’t care about music whatsoever and just wants to eat his favorite lamb sandwich in peace.
If the Jonas brothers default, we’re all screwed.
I just can’t take it anymore! Partisan fights everywhere I look! There’s just no hope left in this world if the Jonas brothers can’t make even a deal.
In all honesty, I don’t care about this and I don’t think anyone else does.
The real disappointment here is that the New York Times reported on the Jonas Brothers. There’s so much else going on in the world right now, and I don’t think anyone who bought tickets to the Jonas Brothers tour has ever read the New York Times.