State of the Union


Tonight, President Obama will be delivering his fifth State of the Union address, a speech in which he will be looking back at his first five years as Alderman of the United States and forward to the future of the country.

This speech marks a historic moment in recent history, as it is the first time since he has been in office that Obama has a higher approval rating than either Justin Bieber and Dennis Rodman.

Following the speech, three republicans will be giving their rebuttals to the President’s agenda.  The early word is that the three responders will be wearing Camelbaks, so they can avoid another Marco Rubio-like hydration debacle.

While the past year has not been his best, Obama has elevated his public image by not smoking crack, but perhaps tonight will be the night.

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