Super Bowl Wrap-Up


Sunday night, Russell Wilson became the first NFL quarterback to win a Super Bowl without actually doing anything.  Wilson might as well have been sitting cross-legged on the sideline eating a Go-Gurt and reading guidebooks, planning his trip to Disney World for most of the second half.

Everyone on and off the field agreed that the game and the commercials were both sensationally bad, and both teams have agreed to play the game again after tonight’s fresh new episode of New Girl, guest-starring Prince.

Peyton Manning left early to beat the traffic home, which actually makes sense as the game was played in New Jersey.

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