A man named Christopher Reeves was arrested while wearing a Superman shirt for possession of methamphetamine and driving under the influence.
I think this guy is on to something. There’s no way Superman could have been so strong and fast and amazing unless he was on meth. And there’s no way he would have risked his life so many times and done so many dangerous things unless he was drunk. And, if the Wolf of Wall Street taught me anything, it’s that substance abuse is a good thing.
Maybe George Washington just did a lot of ecstasy. Maybe Einstein loved ‘shrooms. Maybe Amelia Earhart was all about Peyote. Or, maybe not. You decide.