Don’t know how to react to the Harkness Bells chain/spam e-mail?
Here are a few different strategies:
In a rush? Reply all: “M”
Wanna just be a good guy? Politely inform everyone that this email chain will do nothing to stop the bells. Your plebian efforts are futile.
No one to eat with on Family Night? See if literally anyone else at Yale wants to eat.
All of Yale on one panlist? Perfect time to advertise for your club, like the Yale Anti-Gravity Society. Get your brand out there.
Need to find a screw date? Reply all, posting your roommate’s full name, picture, and a brief bio.
Wanna get ahead of the game for next year’s a capella rush? Attach some vids! We’d love to see what you can do, no experience necessary!
Wanna walk on to the football team next year? Attach some vids! We’d love to see what you can do, no experience necessary!
See one of your acquaintances replied all? Reply all, asking him if he has notes from last week’s section (be sure to include course number and professor so you can get the notes from any do-gooders if this guy’s a flake).
Actually hate the Harkness Bells? No dice.