We all want likes. We all love likes. I need likes.
It’s just that I need more likes and I need them now.
I’ve tried everything – I throw up #tbts after the morning rush so that I stand out. I give out likes generously so that people might return the favor. And yeah, I like every single one of my own pictures and posts the instant I put them up. But none of it gets me where I need to be.
So, I’m offering to enter into a “Like Alliance” with any willing and able party. There are two conditions upon which this alliance is founded:
1) Everything you post, I like.
2) Everything I post, you like.
Join me, and let’s get 100+ every. single. time.