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Tip-off: Aaron’s Paarty tonight at Toad’s!

Wait where is everybody? Box?? (Wikimedia Commons)

Wait where is everybody? Box?? (Wikimedia Commons)

Ugh I love candy. Like love love love. I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. On a scale of 1 to Buddy the Elf, I’m higher than Buddy the Elf.

But there’s someone who loves it more than I do. He’s also beaten Shaq at his own game, fell off the face of earth and likely into rehab, and hit rock bottom when he took 5th place on Dancing with the Stars. Oh, and he PARTIES. What more could you want in a pf? (potential friend, duh)

Aaron Carter’s got it at all. And lucky for all of us, he’ll be performing on the coveted Toad’s stage tonight at 8 p.m. This is a big moment for Toad’s, for Yale, for the city of New Haven. Way bigger than Snoop and Macklemore (no worries world, he’s on his way back to the Elm City soon!).

I’m wishing upon a lucky star that I can finish my p-set in time. Talk about incentives, amiright?!?

Really, though, it’s time to party like it’s 2000. Can’t wait to see you all shaking your tail feathers at Aaron’s Party!!!!!!!!!

To purchase an offensively overpriced ticket to da party, click here. I didn’t put out flyers (Well somebody did…).