On international law: ‘”The founding fathers wouldn’t have been ambiguous on a coalition of Zimbabwe and Chad. They would’ve just laughed.”
CHECK YO PRIVILEGE #RACIST
“Living in a world of Facebook and Google, I cannot understand how the left hasn’t figured out a comprehensive way to secure a proper method of voting identification.”
Wait, so your alternative to the Voting Rights Act is Facebook stalking?…
“First you go to an ATM, then you choose the language you’re pretty good at.”
But can you claim that you speak English fluently?
“I know. It’s shocking. We aren’t living in 1965.”
Well that explains a lot.
“Our most sophisticated founding fathers would love Vladimir Putin. “
Because he’s a guy and likes to ride horses.
“I was actually in vacation in Italy–so please forgive me.”
“I am not a fan of impeaching willy-nilly.” [Looks at Newt] “Been there, done that.”
After casually pulling out his pocket Constitution: “You guys didn’t bring your own copies?!”
Sorry, must’ve left mine at home, loser.
“…I would’ve been less provocative.”
Thank you, Professor. Akhil Amar acting provocatively is one image all of us don’t need to see.