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Vladimir’s Next Top Model

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Credit: businessinsider.com

The Olympics start up soon and since there are no real major storylines to follow going into the games, we thought it would be nice to look at some of the style choices made by the nations bringing their talents to Sochi.

Russia:

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Credit: en.ria.ru

We must be talking about two different Russias or the designer of these gloves is a real practical joker.  The issue with being a practical joker in Russia is that the KGB will show up to your door and kill you.

Germany:

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Credit: huffingtonpost.com

Germany’s uniforms show us just how excited they are for the upcoming 1980 Olympics.  They are just really hoping that someone will be able to stop the Soviets in Hockey.  These uniforms look like they were designed by the creative team at Nickelodeon.

Norwegian Men’s Curling:

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Credit: csmonitor.com

I hear these guys are really good at a cappella too!

Canada:

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Credit: vancitybuzz.com

…Classic Canada

Jamaican Bobsledding Team

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Credit: rsvlts.com

One dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty below zero.

Here’s hoping Ryan Lochte will be there trying to speak english!