Because I know where mine will be. Flavors Frozen Yogurt Bar. This is why:
1. The music is AMAZING. The last time I was there, Pandora Ciara was playing. Yeah, you never would have thought to put that on, would you? Well Flavors did, and it was unbelievable. I could feel the music pumping through my body almost as intensely as I felt the chemicals from the froyo slowly polluting my digestive system. The time before that, I actually just started dancing, no shame. And the time before that, I just sat there awkwardly wondering why no one had started a dance party yet.
2. The staff is SO accommodating. So when Ciara Pandora was playing, it was, like 10:25, at night. I had completely forgotten that Flavors closes at 10:30. (For some reason, their website says they are open later than 10:30, but this is false. I just called them.) I just got my frozen yogurt and went to sit down with my friend. The woman working there politely came up to us and asked if we wished to stay, and we said “Yes, why?” She explained to us that they were closing, but she was happy to have us there as long as we wanted. Now, this might be a stretch, but this makes me think that they would be beyond down to host a party. Especially if we invited the staff, then they could just lock up after we finished? Ugh, totally makes sense to me.
3. It’s literally right next to Toads, and not a far walk from Box. No explanation necessary
Many of you might think that number 4 would be the yogurt, but actually the yogurt is not that good and the only drawback to having a party at Flavors would be that we might have to eat some of the yogurt. The only decent flavor is Original Tart, and even that one tastes mostly like poorly mixed chemicals. But nevertheless, this is only a small price to pay in exchange for the party of the century.
Let me know if you want to be put on the list.