Wiener-gate: 96,000 Lbs. of Oscar Mayer Wieners Recalled

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Kraft Foods has announced it will recall the 96 thousand of wieners mistakenly labeled “Classic Wieners,” as these wieners may contain cheese.

How much is 96,000 pounds anyway? One swimming pool? 50 truckloads? Enough to supply Kobayashi for life?

The community of those who don’t REALLY keep kosher, but keep kosher, is infuriated. Even more so angry, is the subset of those non-milk-and-meat mixing individuals who are lactose intolerant.

The hot dogs, however, do NOT peel back like string cheese. Oh well.

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