Many unaffiliated viewers of the new Yale admissions material are wondering about the names that go along with the smiling, singing faces of Yale. Given that the list of actors is fairly unhelpful for anyone looking to make “Student in Dean’s Office” into the next Sam Tsui, we’ve compiled a photographic index. Disclaimer: if you were wondering about the lack of British accent in Claire Gordon’s solo, bear in mind that most vocal performances came from the same six or seven people — everyone else is just lip-synching.

Kobi Libii ’07: Theater Studies major + Improv Comedian

Andrew Law ’08: Former JAW Superstar

Emma Barash ’11: Dramat Starlet

Sam Tsui ’11: YouTube Sensation, Duke’s Man

Stan Seiden ’10: Actual Freshman Counselor, I think.

Victoria Sanchez ’13: Token Freshman — Good for her.

Jay Frisby ’10: Former Whiff, Former Duke’s Man

Claire Gordon ’10: YDN Sexbomb, Fourth Wave Feminist

Ben Wexler ’11: Token Ginger, Duke’s Man

John Riley ’10: Do-gooder, Duke’s Man

Ben Flores ’10: Another Member of JAW

Rachel LaViola ’12: A capella Singer, Slavic and otherwise

Patrick Lee ’11: Grand Strategist

Mallory Baysek ’11: Sings Her Own Part

Tom Sanchez ’12: Funniest Part of The Winter’s Tale

Allison Williams ’10: Princess of JAW

Brian Williams: Father of Allison

Ben Stango ’11: Yale Dems Prez

Esther Hyun ’12: Not Intimidated by Murray Biggs

Tessa Williams ’10: Exit Player, No relation to Allison

Emily Jenda ’10: Theatrical Powerhouse

Will Stephen ’11: JAW, Besties with the Director

Matthew George ’11: JAW, Besties with Will + the Director

Ethan Kuperberg ’11: JAW, Is the Director

Matthew Prewitt ’12: Also in JAW

Gabe Hernandez ’07: Not in JAW

There you have it, friends. We knew them before they were famous. Another disclaimer: The Bullblog is not responsible for any incidents of stalking that may result from this post. But we damn well better get tickets to all the soon-to-be sold-out JAW shows.