1. Be Nintendo Nick Carraway
  2. Check out your year in Facebook statuses
  3. F w/ Microsoft Paint
  4. Change your ringtone
  5. Reread The Series of Unfortunate Events in e-book form
  6. Roll a ball around city streets on Google Maps
  7. Adjust highlight color, cursor size, sound effects, trackpad gesture options, parental controls in System Preferences
  8. Face-in-a-Hole
  9. Homophone pairs on Sporcle
  10. Nag your TAs
  11. Move cursor over circles to make smaller circles
  12. See what your babies would look like
  13. Survey Zombie damage
  14. Save the world as Dikembe Mutombo
  15. Set a high score on the Christmas bells
  16. Blue Book for next semester
  17. Peep my Tumblr
  18. Submit generic Yale Compliments
  19. Shop for sweaters
  20. Listen to every Taylor Swift song in alphabetical order
  21. Measure hip-to-waist ratio
  22. Start a journal/diary
  23. Watch “Jeopardy Fail” YouTube videos
  24. List your crush’s pros and cons
  25. Calculate love based on name compatibility