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Pierson secedes!

From the Most Illustrious Sovereign Duchy of Pierson College To the Upstart Pretender-State That Styles Itself ‘Yale University’ We, the free and sovereign people of Pierson College, hereby announce...

Famous intellectuals in your kitchen

HeidegGerber Baby Food Galileo GaliLay’s Chips Martin Lutherbal tea Nietzcheetos (ofc they are flaming hot) Pythogorasberry pie! René Decarton of milk B.F. SkinNerds Rope Henry David Thoreau-gaine (you are...

The Yale dating game

How good are Yalies at dating? In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, and in celebration of romance, this reporter (yours truly) resolved to go on dates with seven different...

Emails

Credit: Emails from your grandma Dear Vicki, I am so glad that we had an interesting discussion at dinner, as you really brought me up to date, especially on...

Index: Vladimir Putin’s week

29 – missed calls from Comrade Steve Bannon 3 – photoshoots of Putin bareback riding the same thoroughbred stallion 2 – handles of vodka confiscated from Putin’s carry-on bag...

HUMS 666

HUMS 666: Transcendental Metaphysical Ethics of Quantified Social Strategic Frameworks of the Mind and Soul Skills: QR, Lang., WR, Areas: SC, SO, HU Description This course takes an interdisciplinary...

Top Five: November 18, 2016

Top 5 games that are more fun than “The Game” 1 – Hide-and-Go-Seek Jenga 2 – Using only a Magic 8-ball to answer questions and ruining your relationship 3...

Index: November 18, 2016

19 – margin of victory of the 2015 contest; also, number of cranberries Harvard President Drew Faust can fit in her mouth at one time, five fewer than Yale...

Index: November 11, 2016

15 characters I have to cut from my anti-Trump Facebook post so that it does not have the “See More” link. 755 seconds Hillary Clinton spent conceding the race,...

Trump’s cabinet

Since Tuesday night’s stunning results, pundits have been speculating as to who President-elect Donald J. Trump will tap for his Cabinet. Trump alienated many of the old-guard conservatives in...

Credit/D/Fail: November 4, 2016

Cr – (Soon-to-Be) President Hillary Clinton Top of this list is #LadyBoss and #NastyWoman, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton: Alumna of Yale Law School, Class of 1973, proven lover of...

Top Five: November 4, 2016

On the 5th Day of Election Season my true love gave to me… 5 colors of paper plates for my all-inclusive election night party: Democrat Blue, Republican Red, Libertarian...