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Transcript: Society Interview

Three seniors sit at a table in Rubamba. Senior 1: That last guy wasn’t really… Senior 2: …society material. Senior 3: Agreed. 2: Oh, look! It’s just about the...

Top 5 – 3/10

Top 5 ways to pass the time in section when you haven’t done the reading 5. Pretend to look for a quote and actually make a dent in the...

Top 5: Underrated campus jobs

1. Whoever sends the Toad’s e-mails. 2. Theta photographer—Who knew getting 100 girls to stick their germ-infested fingers in their mouth would be so easy? 3. YDN op-ed writer—Insult...

Index: Athletes and Yale

28 – Yale students listed as “going” on Facebook to the men’s basketball game this Saturday, two fewer than are expected to attend “Monster Jam,” a monster truck rally...

Pierson secedes!

From the Most Illustrious Sovereign Duchy of Pierson College To the Upstart Pretender-State That Styles Itself ‘Yale University’ We, the free and sovereign people of Pierson College, hereby announce...

Famous intellectuals in your kitchen

HeidegGerber Baby Food Galileo GaliLay’s Chips Martin Lutherbal tea Nietzcheetos (ofc they are flaming hot) Pythogorasberry pie! René Decarton of milk B.F. SkinNerds Rope Henry David Thoreau-gaine (you are...

The Yale dating game

How good are Yalies at dating? In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, and in celebration of romance, this reporter (yours truly) resolved to go on dates with seven different...

Emails

Credit: Emails from your grandma Dear Vicki, I am so glad that we had an interesting discussion at dinner, as you really brought me up to date, especially on...

Index: Vladimir Putin’s week

29 – missed calls from Comrade Steve Bannon 3 – photoshoots of Putin bareback riding the same thoroughbred stallion 2 – handles of vodka confiscated from Putin’s carry-on bag...

HUMS 666

HUMS 666: Transcendental Metaphysical Ethics of Quantified Social Strategic Frameworks of the Mind and Soul Skills: QR, Lang., WR, Areas: SC, SO, HU Description This course takes an interdisciplinary...

Top Five: November 18, 2016

Top 5 games that are more fun than “The Game” 1 – Hide-and-Go-Seek Jenga 2 – Using only a Magic 8-ball to answer questions and ruining your relationship 3...

Index: November 18, 2016

19 – margin of victory of the 2015 contest; also, number of cranberries Harvard President Drew Faust can fit in her mouth at one time, five fewer than Yale...