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Summer opportunities for Yale bros

Credit: Help high schoolers with college apps: Have you ever wanted to start your own cult? With admission rates to elite universities dropping like Econ 115 students during midterm...

Index: March 30, 2016

Yale Corporation 6 – Yale trustees confused to discover that the Schwartzman Center will not contain the world’s largest cape shark aquarium. 35 – number of commemorative shovels held...

Yale Security PSA

To the Yale Community, As you may have heard, jaywalking on Elm St. between College St. and York St. is now a misdemeanor. Numerous Yale students have already been...

Transcript: Society Interview

Three seniors sit at a table in Rubamba. Senior 1: That last guy wasn’t really… Senior 2: …society material. Senior 3: Agreed. 2: Oh, look! It’s just about the...

Top 5 – 3/10

Top 5 ways to pass the time in section when you haven’t done the reading 5. Pretend to look for a quote and actually make a dent in the...

Top 5: Underrated campus jobs

1. Whoever sends the Toad’s e-mails. 2. Theta photographer—Who knew getting 100 girls to stick their germ-infested fingers in their mouth would be so easy? 3. YDN op-ed writer—Insult...

Index: Athletes and Yale

28 – Yale students listed as “going” on Facebook to the men’s basketball game this Saturday, two fewer than are expected to attend “Monster Jam,” a monster truck rally...

Pierson secedes!

From the Most Illustrious Sovereign Duchy of Pierson College To the Upstart Pretender-State That Styles Itself ‘Yale University’ We, the free and sovereign people of Pierson College, hereby announce...

Famous intellectuals in your kitchen

HeidegGerber Baby Food Galileo GaliLay’s Chips Martin Lutherbal tea Nietzcheetos (ofc they are flaming hot) Pythogorasberry pie! René Decarton of milk B.F. SkinNerds Rope Henry David Thoreau-gaine (you are...

The Yale dating game

How good are Yalies at dating? In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, and in celebration of romance, this reporter (yours truly) resolved to go on dates with seven different...

Emails

Credit: Emails from your grandma Dear Vicki, I am so glad that we had an interesting discussion at dinner, as you really brought me up to date, especially on...

Index: Vladimir Putin’s week

29 – missed calls from Comrade Steve Bannon 3 – photoshoots of Putin bareback riding the same thoroughbred stallion 2 – handles of vodka confiscated from Putin’s carry-on bag...

HUMS 666

HUMS 666: Transcendental Metaphysical Ethics of Quantified Social Strategic Frameworks of the Mind and Soul Skills: QR, Lang., WR, Areas: SC, SO, HU Description This course takes an interdisciplinary...