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Index: April 29, 2016

1079 – the number of pages in David Foster Wallace’s magnum opus, Infinite Jest. 555 – the number of pages that I have read of Infinite Jest thus far....

Credit/D/Fail: April 29, 2016

Credit: Junie B. Jones is a Party Animal Junie B. might be working hard in kindergarten, but that doesn’t mean that she can’t play even harder. It’s no surprise...

Top Five: April 29, 2016

Top 5 best ways to end your novel 1. This is the end of the novel, please clap. 2.¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3. And in this moment, I swear, we were moist....

Index: April 22, 2016

568 – The number of promised brownies on Cross Campus for BAKE(D) sale 0 – The number of available brownies on Cross Campus for BAKE(D) sale 100 – Dreams...

Top Five: April 22, 2016

Top five hottest people at Yale 5 – Connor Mc’Laughlin – Definitely. Rumpus picks 50 most beautiful but The Herald knows there are really only 5 beautiful people at Yale. 4 –...

Top Five: April 15, 2016

Top five best times to check yourself 5 – Before you wreck yourself – a great option if you’re looking to avoid the hassle and drama of wrecking yourself. 4...

Index: April 15, 2016

40 Percentage of millennial college grads moving back into their mothers’ houses. 3 Percentage of millennial college grads moving back into their mothers’ wombs. $188,990 Average value of a...

Credit/D/Fail: April 8, 2016

Credit: YaleSecure  YaleSecure is the Michael Jordan of Wi-Fi networks, in that it sometimes retires from doing the thing it’s supposed to do, then makes a triumphant return just...

Index: April 8, 2016

43 Degrees below the average temperature for April in New Haven 159,000,000 tons/day Rate at which Artic ice caps are melting 192 Number of polar bears illegally immigrating from...

Index: April 1, 2016

2020: years since Yale was invented, when God decided gothic architecture was the most beautiful of all forms of artistic expression and Connecticut the most preppy of all states...

Credit/D/Fail: April 1, 2016

Credit: “Easter eggs” Every weekend is an opportunity for an “Easter egg” hunt. Turn on any movie and pause the scene every two minutes to see if you can...

Top 5: April 1, 2016

Top 5 Things Ben Affleck Wishes He Was Doing Right Now Instead of Promoting “Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice” 5 — Little spooning Matt Damon. 4 — Adding My...

Credit/D/Fail 3/11/16

CR: Living in a standalone single on campus It’s like a studio apartment, except none of your friends ever want to be in it. Just kidding!! Standalone singles are...

Index 3/11/16

$42,000,000 Money raised by the Sanders presidential campaign in February 2016 84% Voters aged 17 to 29 who supported Bernie in the Iowa caucuses 26 Bernie’s age, if you...

Top Five 3/11/16

Top Five Things To Do When The Weather Is Nice 5 – Cut a hole in your shirt where your sternum is so you get a good, even sternum...

Top Five 3/4/16

Top five ways to secure a summer internship 5) Use the Alumni Network to email your dad’s friend. 4) Employ a two-camera set-up for your Skype interviews so you...

Index 3/4/16

5 Cost, in dollars, of the Salsa Fresca meal deal. 1000 Decibels of the collective scream of anguish that rang out upon its disappearance. 24 Hours that the Salsa Fresca meal deal disappeared for this week,...