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Cr: Tijuana Taco York Street has just become an awkward place to be lately. No, not because you’ve been going into Toad’s every day hoping to find your glasses,...

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Credit: Atticus apples If you could spend one dollar each day to eat something incredibly terrible would you do it? Of course not. But what if it were super...

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Credit: Toad’s Place is groveling After all that we’ve given to Toad’s over the years, including—but not limited to—our virginity, it’s nice to see him showing some appreciation. Toad’s...

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Credit: Box 63 Our precious student body’s fixation with exclusivity meets a new take on the sports bar at Box 63, a restaurant bar with a large second floor...

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Credit: Stanley McChrystal What a terrifying human being. What a terrifying class. What a strong jaw line. I’m entirely confident that if Stanley McChrystal wanted to kill everyone in...

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Credit: Spring Fling committee The Spring Fling committee hasn’t been getting much credit lately. B.o.B. canceled on them, then Major Lazer, and now Patrice “Pato” Wilson—from the “Friday” video,...

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Credit: Samuel Vanderhoop Lee Wednesday: Your face is on the cover of 7,500 copies of the Yale Daily News. You are wearing a curly, brown wig. You are famous. ...

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Credit: Campus tours As the weather grows warmer and the new prefrosh crawl around campus like bacteria on a piece of deli cheese, excellent opportunities for mischief arise. I...

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Credit: Michele Bachmann Rep. Michele Bachmann (R) is the only one willing to call out Obama and the Democrats on their anti-Americanism, so I was thrilled to hear she...

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Credit: Post-spring break lull Not sure if anyone else had a similar experience, but my professors were all weirdly lenient this week. Only cause that stands to reason is...

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Credit: Carmelo getting traded OMFG sports! This guy named Carmelo Anthony is getting traded to the New York Knicks, which is awesome because now they’re going to be a...