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Index: September 23, 2016

240 Members of Yale a cappella groups 36 of whom can spell ‘a cappella’ correctly 13 Items in a baker’s dozen 16 Members of Yale’s Baker’s Dozen 0 of...

Top Five: September 16, 2016

Top five best ways to get into a seminar 5 – Take extra syllabi after the first class. Craft a papier-mâché likeness of your professor. Deposit in their lawn....

Index: September 16, 2016

100,000 – Average number of hairs on the human head 95 – Strands of hair shed on average per shower 3 – Ounces that a single human hair can support 106 –...

Credit/D/Fail: September 16, 2016

Credit: Garamond Ah—as is the slight spring breeze that brushes through leaves in the coming of spring; as is the thoughtful carving of a monument—so is Garamond. Delicate yet...

Index: April 29, 2016

1079 – the number of pages in David Foster Wallace’s magnum opus, Infinite Jest. 555 – the number of pages that I have read of Infinite Jest thus far....

Credit/D/Fail: April 29, 2016

Credit: Junie B. Jones is a Party Animal Junie B. might be working hard in kindergarten, but that doesn’t mean that she can’t play even harder. It’s no surprise...

Top Five: April 29, 2016

Top 5 best ways to end your novel 1. This is the end of the novel, please clap. 2.¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 3. And in this moment, I swear, we were moist....

Index: April 22, 2016

568 – The number of promised brownies on Cross Campus for BAKE(D) sale 0 – The number of available brownies on Cross Campus for BAKE(D) sale 100 – Dreams...

Top Five: April 22, 2016

Top five hottest people at Yale 5 – Connor Mc’Laughlin – Definitely. Rumpus picks 50 most beautiful but The Herald knows there are really only 5 beautiful people at Yale. 4 –...

Top Five: April 15, 2016

Top five best times to check yourself 5 – Before you wreck yourself – a great option if you’re looking to avoid the hassle and drama of wrecking yourself. 4...

Index: April 15, 2016

40 Percentage of millennial college grads moving back into their mothers’ houses. 3 Percentage of millennial college grads moving back into their mothers’ wombs. $188,990 Average value of a...

Credit/D/Fail: April 8, 2016

Credit: YaleSecure  YaleSecure is the Michael Jordan of Wi-Fi networks, in that it sometimes retires from doing the thing it’s supposed to do, then makes a triumphant return just...

Index: April 8, 2016

43 Degrees below the average temperature for April in New Haven 159,000,000 tons/day Rate at which Artic ice caps are melting 192 Number of polar bears illegally immigrating from...

Index: April 1, 2016

2020: years since Yale was invented, when God decided gothic architecture was the most beautiful of all forms of artistic expression and Connecticut the most preppy of all states...

Credit/D/Fail: April 1, 2016

Credit: “Easter eggs” Every weekend is an opportunity for an “Easter egg” hunt. Turn on any movie and pause the scene every two minutes to see if you can...

Top 5: April 1, 2016

Top 5 Things Ben Affleck Wishes He Was Doing Right Now Instead of Promoting “Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice” 5 — Little spooning Matt Damon. 4 — Adding My...

Credit/D/Fail 3/11/16

CR: Living in a standalone single on campus It’s like a studio apartment, except none of your friends ever want to be in it. Just kidding!! Standalone singles are...