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Best event of the year

It isn’t Jimmy Carter, and it isn’t Hallowoads, and it isn’t even Herald Crush—by the way, do we still have that party?It’s when the petting zoo comes to town!...

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Best animal

The koala. My first AIM screenname was koalagrl1212 and my password for everything since fourth grade has been some version of “koala.” Is it a bad idea to put...

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Best Spring Fling 2015 headliner

Avid readers of the Herald (AKA friends of the Herald e-board) are probably well aware of my campaign to make Robyn, goddess of music and androgynous hair, our Spring...

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Best breakfast spot

Really, this is an exercise in falsehoods, because the best place for breakfast is my table (367 Elm St, Apt. 503, to the left when you get to the...

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Best sweater

This is my ode to turtlenecks. Give me cashmere. Give me chunky knits. Give me cowl necks. I want to be like Leonardo DiCaprio in that scene from The...

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Best movie review

The best movie review is a review of Horrible Bosses 2, penned by Stephen Holden in the New York Times. In his touching review of what many are calling...

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Best late night

There are many things I like to do late at night. Sometimes, I get Wenzels and watch reruns of The Nanny. Other times, I force my roommate to stay...

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Best place to poop

A Party! The best place to poop is a party, of course. You! You can be the party pooper! Just go to the party, and poop! No one even...

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Best business idea

Ok, picture this: fade from black, Steve Zahn is crawling on all fours through the mud, tight closeup on his face, he’s got war paint on and he’s holding...

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Best escape route

Let’s talk honestly and without any pretensions: sometimes you are threatened by a predator and need an escape route! It doesn’t matter what you’re snorting for Spring Fling or...

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Best restaurant

Atticus, or should I say Fratticus (I really shouldn’t) is clearly the best restaurant these days. Have you been there around midday on a weekday? That place is goin’...

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Best ceiling

I’m not really a ceiling person. They assert false limits, but I’m limitless, so it’s sort of like, okay. That’s why Book Trader Café’s terrarium has the best ceiling...

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Best late-night snack

When most people think of late-night food, their minds wander to GHeav, Ivy Noodle, or Alpha Delta. I’m different. To me, a person that likes to burn the candle...

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Best vice

So, you want to try a psychedelic drug? Too bad, psychedelics are illegal! But if you feel the same way about the Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention and Control Act...

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Best grocery store

This might not be a grocery store in the most classical sense of the term, but I’ve been in New Haven for a few years now, and haven’t once...