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Textbook to sexual nirvana

This Feb. 14, forget your candy hearts and your teddy bears. Forsake your chocolate fondue and your G-Heav roses. And instead of reading your friends’ gushy posts, think about...

How to get a sick date

If you don’t go on many dates like me but want to on VDAY, here’s what you should do. Let’s assume this is a first date. High stakes. You...

Missed connections

The following poems come from condensing and arranging individual lines and complete posts from the Craigslist Missed Connections section. No original words were added.   I. You were in front...

Adventures in Grindr

Grindr sits on my iPhone screen immediately adjacent to “Ham Horn,” an app that singularly produces the air horn sound effects you hear in Drake songs. This placement leads...

Herald Volume XVI Issue 2

  G’day, Does anyone remember Webkinz? Those stuffed animals that came with a code to unlock an online avatar? And you could dress your cartoon pets in glamorous boots?...

Herald Volume XVI Issue 1

  Hi hi hi guys! The Herald is back and better than ever. Our New Year’s resolutions were “go to Woads more,” “eat a pizza from all of the...

Freshman packing list

Camp Yale is almost here! Friendship bracelets, campfire songs, the ever-enigmatic “vegan shepherds pie”—all of your favorite camp memories are about to come flooding back. When packing, it’s essential...

Herald’s favorite food

Sometimes college can feel like a series of interludes between meals. We’ve got you covered on all the delicacies to be had on campus and around New Haven. Happy...

Pining

To Lindsay Johnson Your Eyes are nothing like the sun Your whimsy, my flimsy If snow must be white, why then her —I musn’t Would that I’d gotte into...

Goin’ to the chaplain

Like any young couple, Ivan Kirwan-Taylor, JE ’18, and I were nervous as we walked towards the chaplain’s office to ask about getting married in Battell Chapel. Sure, we...

Candles, cupid, and crafts

I’ve never really celebrated Valentine’s Day beyond buying and receiving chocolate. This year, though, I wanted to step up my game. So when I heard that a little boutique...