Famous intellectuals in your kitchen

HeidegGerber Baby Food

Galileo GaliLay’s Chips

Martin Lutherbal tea

Nietzcheetos (ofc they are flaming hot)

Pythogorasberry pie!

René Decarton of milk

B.F. SkinNerds Rope

Henry David Thoreau-gaine (you are balding! and so you keep this in your kitchen!)

Francis Bacon (I didn’t have to change this one at all)

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