6 – Yale trustees confused to discover that the Schwartzman Center will not contain the world’s largest cape shark aquarium.
35 – number of commemorative shovels held by Yale Corporation board members in the last calendar year.
0 – number of non-commemorative shovels (or tools of any kind) held by Yale Corporation board members from 1701 to 2017.
2 – newly vacant seats on the board after financiers William Kennard ‘81 and Lei Zhang ‘02 learned that the Yale Corporation was not, in fact, an investment vehicle for its trustees.
9 – trustees ticketed for jaywalking across Elm during the Yale Corporation’s last meeting.
1 – protest staged against the Corporation in order to expedite the formation of the Sasha Pup Replacement Committee.
6 – definitely not a cape shark
35, 0 – a disgruntled shovel-holding instructor’s tell-all memoir
2 – closed caption footage showing
9 – police log from February 18th
1 – an angry press release from a tearful student activist