5. Rewatch The Holiday with Jude Law, Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz, and Jack Black because it’s delightful goddammit.
4. Join a senior citizen tai chi club to sooth your romantically-driven stress. Scout out new love interests while you’re there.
3. Go to the joint YCC-CCE Silliman Dinner with a sock puppet done up as your crash. Slow dance with him/her. Make out, and use a lot of tongue.
2. Fill a toy boat with dozens of copies of Love Actually. With a single flaming arrow, light the vessel ablaze, and watch it disappear over the horizon like a Viking funeral.
1. Ask your crush on a coffee date because why not? We’re all going to die anyway.