Top 5 Ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day

5. Rewatch The Holiday with Jude Law, Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz, and Jack Black because it’s delightful goddammit.

4. Join a senior citizen tai chi club to sooth your romantically-driven stress. Scout out new love interests while you’re there.

3. Go to the joint YCC-CCE Silliman Dinner with a sock puppet done up as your crash. Slow dance with him/her.  Make out, and use a lot of tongue.

2. Fill a toy boat with dozens of copies of Love Actually. With a single flaming arrow, light the vessel ablaze, and watch it disappear over the horizon like a Viking funeral.

1. Ask your crush on a coffee date because why not? We’re all going to die anyway.

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