Top 5 ways to pregame a midterm


5. Drink every time you hear someone in Bass crying.

4. Email your TA to introduce yourself and to ask why you have a 0 for section attendance – take a drink every ten minutes until she responds.

3. Find out what building the class meets in and drink in the classroom.

2. Take a shot for every lecture you didn’t attend.

1. Drop the class and go to Woads – DJ Action is spinning.

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