Top 5 ways to profess your love on Valentine’s Day

5. Write an epic poem in Ancient Greek describing what you would endure to win your crush’s love and convince your crush to take Ancient Greek until they can understand it

4. Send a text saying “I love you” but because you’re afraid of rejection immediately send another saying you meant that to go to your mom

3. Serenade your crush on Cross Campus

2. Pay a better-looking person to serenade your crush on Cross Campus

1. Don’t


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