Best Actress: Rosamund Pike

The AMPAS will probably go with Reese Witherspoon for Best Actress in a Leading Role. Mostly because of her jawline. But listen up, we think it should go to psychopath Rosamund Pike. The Gone Girl whose jawline is also nice (but a little less prominent) performs her character with vim and vigor. Especially when she cuts open Neil Patrick Harris. Or faces off with Ben Affleck and Tyler Perry in a Scopes trialesque proceeding. Actually, we think Pike was more alone in her movie than Reese was in the Wild woods. She was crazier and more convincing than everyone else, even that hot girl who bones Ben Affleck. This is our prediction.

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