Seeking: the perfect guy.

Jezebel says it’s actually really normal. Like, it’s trending. People are just waiting longer. The days of Never Been Kissed are over. Drew Barrymore was completely desperate. I want you to know that that’s not at all my situation, and if you’re looking for a Drew Barrymore thing I’m really not your girl. I’m cool, I’m confident, I’ve been kissing my mirror for years so I know I’m good. I’m just waiting for the right guy, because in sixth grade my best friend hooked up with a guy in a closet and said his tongue felt like a soggy roasted pepper, and that’s not what I’m about. Prince Charming does not have a pepper in his mouth. Honestly, don’t judge me. This is Yale, so believe me when I say that you’ve probably never been kissed either.