Harvard may have realized that conceding mainland Asia to Yale is not a path to future competitiveness, and so is pre-emptively pursuing a weaker target.

Now that we know all their secrets, do you think we can win?

Rankings based entirely on attractiveness (or on information about sexual health… whatever.)

The Harvard Crimson wants you to know that, even though their endowment fell a shit-ton over the last year or so, it’s still bigger than Yale’s ever was to begin with.